Post by emma on Dec 22, 2008 5:50:45 GMT -5
Yeah, I don't know. But, this was fun. One I did: select 12 characters, answer the questions:
1. Steph
2. Joey
3. Voula
4. Caitlin
5. Rick
6. Wheels
7. Heather
8. Lucy
9. Snake
10. Maya
11. Melanie
12. Kathleen
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
...o.o Both seem bad choice to be a college professor. But I guess Melanie because she is just giggly and naive, not unstable like Wheels. She would teach; “Being the 'Naive Everygirl' trope incarnate 101” .
2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot?
...Not really. He's not too bad, but, y'know, he's short.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Kathleen would send Lucy... To beat up the gods for giving them both crappy lives. This would fail because, um, HOW IS SHE MEANT TO FIND GOD?
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
...idk... Probably “Having Ridiculous Amounts of Romantic Subtext with a Close Friend of the Same Sex – For Dummies!” (I so wish that were an actual book). Seriously, however, I have no idea. (and yes, Sneels gets mentioned every time I write anything, so... yeah.)
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
...Well, I guess Joey is like, the leader of the Zit Remedy, so it would make more sense for Wheels to swear loyalty....
6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
I think Rick would not be too into the whole “roommate” thing. But he might room with Maya just to get closer to Caitlin (I KNOW. LOTS OF CONTINUITY ILLOGIC. I DO NOT CARE)
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
...Joey, Heather and Kathleen? This will be the weirdest dinner ever. They would eat something relatively bland, I believe.
Kathleen: *grouch grouch grouch*
Joey: I WIN LIFE I WIN LIFE I WIN LIFE I WIN LIFE I WIN LIFE I WIN LIFE!
Heather: *worry about Erica worry about Erica worry about Erica*
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Maya would use Cripple Powah! To beat Voula. However, Voula would use Psycho Lesbian Yandere Powah! To beat Maya. So, a draw.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
...wtf is Steph's most precious possession?
10. Suggest a title for a story/fanfic in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
...Wtf? Heather probably wants... her sister to be responsible so she doesn't have to worry, and Kathleen would want... bad stuff to stop happening to her. So we could call it 'Stable' or something boring like that.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Caitlin and Steph? Heh. Well, after watching the episodes I have major doubts about Steph's sexuality (she keeps checking out the female cast members) and Caitlin questioning her sexuality was the focus of an episode. So I might use something to do with that.
And nooooo, I'm not writing a fic which features lesbian experimentation between those two. In the school bathroom. *innocent whistle*
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think... we would get along okay. Although I would annoy her with my constant questioning of why the f*ck she is friends with Spike.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
...idk... Maybe she could kill Spike before Spike rises to importance in Degrassi history?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?
No. I've written like, one fic involving her myself.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Joey has to choose between Rick and Caitlin... Well, Caitlin's kinda his girlfriend. But he had this really weird amount of gay subtext with Rick in this one episode. Which was before he got together with Caitlin... and between those two things, Caitlin and Rick were a couple. THIS IS CONFOOZIN'. But I think he would choose Caitlin.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
...I cannot imagine Maya charging into battle. Sry.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Something about being lonely. Girl is really f*cking lonely.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are all offered the job of walking around New York City in a clown costume, paid in nothing but candy. Who actually accepts it?
Uh, NONE OF THEM. Steph prefers to dress as a tart. Kathleen would not have that much of a sense of humour. Wheels... it just doesn't work, especially if he's in on of his “Heel” periods on the Heel Face Revolving Door.
19. 2 and 10 are at the library. Why?
Well... To study. As they are in school. Why they're studying together? I don't know. Probably something to do with Caitlin.
21. What is 6's secret?
Er, I'm not sure. The whole “being in love with Snake” thing is too obvious to count as a secret, so idk.
23. 10 is lost in the dessert, and comes across a payphone. 10 calls 2, will they help him/her?
Well, Joey is a fairly nice person, and Caitlin would be happy with him, so sure he'd help Maya... But then again, Joey being Joey would probably screw it up.
24. 7 is having a party, and invited 8, and 4. Who is doing what?
Lucy... would be confused at people who are not her holding parties. Or skipping the whole party to hang out with her leukemia-having best friend at the hospital. Caitlin would be not knowing anyone and being bored. Heather... well, her last party she had was just an excuse to make a move on Wheels. Which both worked and didn't, so I'm not sure what she would do.
25. 1 has been told in a dream that he/she will save the world from 3. So 1, being the hero/heroine that he/she is, sets off with their best friend, 9, on an epic quest to stop 3. While traveling, 1 and 9 meet 11. 1 begins to fall for 11 and 9 becomes enraged, for this is not only stopping their quest but 9 loves 1. 9 tells their friend 4 about this mess. 4 is working for 3 and tells them about this. 3 kidnaps 11. 1 goes after him/her, and teams up with the all powerful 5 who also wishes to stop 3. 1 rescues 11, but the two then find out 3 has killed 5 and 9. 1 avenges their deaths, and then marries 11. The title of this novel/fanfic would be...?
Steph has been told in a dream that she will save the world from Voula (I call Psycho Lesbian). So Steph, being the heroine that she is, sets off with her best friend, Snake (*blink blink*), on an epic quest to stop Voula. While traveling, Steph and Snake meet Melanie. Steph begins to fall for Melanie (heh, you could see Steph check her out in one episode. Strangeness aside, they sound like they'd make a cute couple) and Snake becomes enraged, for this is not only stopping their quest but Snake loves Steph (...huh?).
Snake tells his friend Caitlin about this mess (two friendships from nowhere! This is Degrassi after all!). Caitlin is working for Voula (Oh no, Caitlin's evil!) and tells them about this (this will not end well, considering Voula's crazy girlcrush on Steph). Voula kidnaps Melanie. Steph goes after her, and teams up with the all powerful Rick who also wishes to stop Voula (I really do not see why Rick would CARE. Minus that he wants Caitlin to stop being evil, possibly).
Steph rescues Melanie, but the two then find out Voula has killed Rick and Snake (I would like to point out that all the male characters in this story die, and most of the females show lesbian tendencies. I think this means something). Steph avenges their deaths, and then marries Melanie (I'm pretty sure gay marriage wasn't legal in the late 80s/early 90s even in Canada).
The title of this novel/fanfic would be... “Love's Tragedies” or something a little better sounding, since all these problems seem to stem from everyone being in love with someone. I still don't know why Caitlin went evil, however.
1. Steph
2. Joey
3. Voula
4. Caitlin
5. Rick
6. Wheels
7. Heather
8. Lucy
9. Snake
10. Maya
11. Melanie
12. Kathleen
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
...o.o Both seem bad choice to be a college professor. But I guess Melanie because she is just giggly and naive, not unstable like Wheels. She would teach; “Being the 'Naive Everygirl' trope incarnate 101” .
2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot?
...Not really. He's not too bad, but, y'know, he's short.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Kathleen would send Lucy... To beat up the gods for giving them both crappy lives. This would fail because, um, HOW IS SHE MEANT TO FIND GOD?
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
...idk... Probably “Having Ridiculous Amounts of Romantic Subtext with a Close Friend of the Same Sex – For Dummies!” (I so wish that were an actual book). Seriously, however, I have no idea. (and yes, Sneels gets mentioned every time I write anything, so... yeah.)
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
...Well, I guess Joey is like, the leader of the Zit Remedy, so it would make more sense for Wheels to swear loyalty....
6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
I think Rick would not be too into the whole “roommate” thing. But he might room with Maya just to get closer to Caitlin (I KNOW. LOTS OF CONTINUITY ILLOGIC. I DO NOT CARE)
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
...Joey, Heather and Kathleen? This will be the weirdest dinner ever. They would eat something relatively bland, I believe.
Kathleen: *grouch grouch grouch*
Joey: I WIN LIFE I WIN LIFE I WIN LIFE I WIN LIFE I WIN LIFE I WIN LIFE!
Heather: *worry about Erica worry about Erica worry about Erica*
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Maya would use Cripple Powah! To beat Voula. However, Voula would use Psycho Lesbian Yandere Powah! To beat Maya. So, a draw.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
...wtf is Steph's most precious possession?
10. Suggest a title for a story/fanfic in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
...Wtf? Heather probably wants... her sister to be responsible so she doesn't have to worry, and Kathleen would want... bad stuff to stop happening to her. So we could call it 'Stable' or something boring like that.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Caitlin and Steph? Heh. Well, after watching the episodes I have major doubts about Steph's sexuality (she keeps checking out the female cast members) and Caitlin questioning her sexuality was the focus of an episode. So I might use something to do with that.
And nooooo, I'm not writing a fic which features lesbian experimentation between those two. In the school bathroom. *innocent whistle*
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think... we would get along okay. Although I would annoy her with my constant questioning of why the f*ck she is friends with Spike.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
...idk... Maybe she could kill Spike before Spike rises to importance in Degrassi history?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?
No. I've written like, one fic involving her myself.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Joey has to choose between Rick and Caitlin... Well, Caitlin's kinda his girlfriend. But he had this really weird amount of gay subtext with Rick in this one episode. Which was before he got together with Caitlin... and between those two things, Caitlin and Rick were a couple. THIS IS CONFOOZIN'. But I think he would choose Caitlin.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
...I cannot imagine Maya charging into battle. Sry.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Something about being lonely. Girl is really f*cking lonely.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are all offered the job of walking around New York City in a clown costume, paid in nothing but candy. Who actually accepts it?
Uh, NONE OF THEM. Steph prefers to dress as a tart. Kathleen would not have that much of a sense of humour. Wheels... it just doesn't work, especially if he's in on of his “Heel” periods on the Heel Face Revolving Door.
19. 2 and 10 are at the library. Why?
Well... To study. As they are in school. Why they're studying together? I don't know. Probably something to do with Caitlin.
21. What is 6's secret?
Er, I'm not sure. The whole “being in love with Snake” thing is too obvious to count as a secret, so idk.
23. 10 is lost in the dessert, and comes across a payphone. 10 calls 2, will they help him/her?
Well, Joey is a fairly nice person, and Caitlin would be happy with him, so sure he'd help Maya... But then again, Joey being Joey would probably screw it up.
24. 7 is having a party, and invited 8, and 4. Who is doing what?
Lucy... would be confused at people who are not her holding parties. Or skipping the whole party to hang out with her leukemia-having best friend at the hospital. Caitlin would be not knowing anyone and being bored. Heather... well, her last party she had was just an excuse to make a move on Wheels. Which both worked and didn't, so I'm not sure what she would do.
25. 1 has been told in a dream that he/she will save the world from 3. So 1, being the hero/heroine that he/she is, sets off with their best friend, 9, on an epic quest to stop 3. While traveling, 1 and 9 meet 11. 1 begins to fall for 11 and 9 becomes enraged, for this is not only stopping their quest but 9 loves 1. 9 tells their friend 4 about this mess. 4 is working for 3 and tells them about this. 3 kidnaps 11. 1 goes after him/her, and teams up with the all powerful 5 who also wishes to stop 3. 1 rescues 11, but the two then find out 3 has killed 5 and 9. 1 avenges their deaths, and then marries 11. The title of this novel/fanfic would be...?
Steph has been told in a dream that she will save the world from Voula (I call Psycho Lesbian). So Steph, being the heroine that she is, sets off with her best friend, Snake (*blink blink*), on an epic quest to stop Voula. While traveling, Steph and Snake meet Melanie. Steph begins to fall for Melanie (heh, you could see Steph check her out in one episode. Strangeness aside, they sound like they'd make a cute couple) and Snake becomes enraged, for this is not only stopping their quest but Snake loves Steph (...huh?).
Snake tells his friend Caitlin about this mess (two friendships from nowhere! This is Degrassi after all!). Caitlin is working for Voula (Oh no, Caitlin's evil!) and tells them about this (this will not end well, considering Voula's crazy girlcrush on Steph). Voula kidnaps Melanie. Steph goes after her, and teams up with the all powerful Rick who also wishes to stop Voula (I really do not see why Rick would CARE. Minus that he wants Caitlin to stop being evil, possibly).
Steph rescues Melanie, but the two then find out Voula has killed Rick and Snake (I would like to point out that all the male characters in this story die, and most of the females show lesbian tendencies. I think this means something). Steph avenges their deaths, and then marries Melanie (I'm pretty sure gay marriage wasn't legal in the late 80s/early 90s even in Canada).
The title of this novel/fanfic would be... “Love's Tragedies” or something a little better sounding, since all these problems seem to stem from everyone being in love with someone. I still don't know why Caitlin went evil, however.
That's random. Steph, Snake and Wheels all have the opportunity to save me... I guess Snake would, because he's the most morally righteous of the three.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...